Sir! I was climbing a tree and now my hands are all sticky!
IT'S THE SAP!
Sir! I didn't sleep enough last night and I'm kinda punchy!
TAKE A NAP!
Sir! Who's the superintendent of the Lewiston School District?
IT'S JOY RAPP!
Sir! My crotch is all itchy and painful!
IT'S THE CLAP!
Sir! What's the worst place you've ever spilled hot coffee?
IN MY LAP!
Sir! Where did you get that lovely sweater?
AT THE GAP!
Sir! I've got this little useless piece of paper!
IT'S A SCRAP!
Sir! Who's your favorite band from the early 80's?
SPINAL TAP!
New one: Sir, is that a latte? IT'S A FRAP!
ReplyDeleteAnd lol at the SPINAL TAP! One XD
Sir! What is that on the floor?
ReplyDeleteIT'S A CRAP!